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Fall Out Boy:brothers and sisters put this record down take my advice 'cause we are bad news we will leave you high and dry
Me:wHY DIDN'T I LISTEN OH MY GOD
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You know what’s kind of beautiful?

fuckedupdotcom:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

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tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

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wakingupinbakerstreet:

You lower the IQ of the whole of Midgard

wakingupinbakerstreet:

You lower the IQ of the whole of Midgard

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